Dear Diary …
There are some things people do … that me personally … I don’t get it. But hey … if you wanna do it … that’s fine, but you still gotta have some guidelines. For example … vanity license plates.
I gotta be honest … before I moved to Virginia … I had never really seen a whole lot of these things because they were expensive to get. So nobody got ’em. But then I moved here, and for whatever reason, it was WAY cheaper to do them. So …. Everybody was doing them.
And like I said … not for me. I just can’t think of anything that I would want broadcast on my car all day, every single day. I can’t possibly have that consistent of a mood or outlook on life to be saddled by the EXACT same message to the world every day. I mean … I’m a Red Sox fan. But there are some days I’m kinda mad at them and don’t really want to give them a shout out. And I’m also “Dad of 2” … but you know what? Sometimes those kids are little jerkheads and they don’t earn those kind of props.
But hey … if you wanna do it … that’s fine. But we need some guidelines here people. In particular … you gotta pay attention to what other people see and whether or not we can even figure out what the heck you’re trying to say.
I say a license plate the other day, and I tried REAL hard to figure it out, and the best I could come up with was that it said “dillweed.” That’s right … Dillweed.
So now I’m left here wondering … did this guy knowingly put dillweed on his car? Is it supposed to say something else and I can’t figure it out? Is he a really big fan of his herb garden? Or maybe he’s just some dude named Chad who knows deep down that he’s a dillweed? I need answers people!!! Please tell me Dillweed … WHAT DOES IT ALL MEAN???
You see Diary? Too many questions … and no answers whatsoever. You wanna have a funny plate? Fine … but if I don’t know what it means … then what’s the point?
“Well I know what it is.”
Yeah buy if only YOU know … then you could just keep that thought in your head and not broadcast it to anybody.
Till next time Diary … I say … Goodbye