Dear Diary …
The world is full of thieves. People are constantly trying to steal stuff from you … money, personal information, your valuables. Now … a lot these thieves get caught, which is certainly a good thing. And yet … there is one group of thieves that is basically going unpunished, and this is just downright WRONG. Yeah … you know who you are … women and children!
“Oh no! There’s danger! Save the women and children first!”
Oh whatever! You mean “save the thieves first?” Because that’s actually what they are.
Thieves. Specifically “Charger Thieves.”
Men … you can be rest assured … if you have a phone charger and you aren’t guarding it with your life … it will eventually be stolen by some woman or child when they come across it.
In my kitchen we have two chargers. Chargers that are to be used for my kids’ iPads. And with those chargers comes one rule … leave these chargers right here and never take them anywhere else. Oh who am I kidding? There’s no rule. I may TRY to have that rule, but every time I go to that counter … ain’t no chargers there.
Where are the chargers?
“Oh it’s in my room so I could charge my iPad?”
Um … why aren’t you charging it here like you’re supposed to?
“I don’t know”
And where’s the other charger?
“Oh it’s in my car.”
Why aren’t you using your own charger?
“I don’t know.”
Thieves! The whole lot of ‘em. And it doesn’t stop there. They steal mine all the time too. Oh but yours was closer. So? Go get your own ya thief! Because the same thing happens every time … I can’t find the chargers and nobody seems to know where they are or what happened to them.
And if I had to guess … they’re probably in the same place as all those tupperware lids that seem to go missing and are never matched up to any of the containers in the drawer.
You’re a bunch of thieves and you know it!
Till next time Diary … I say … Goodbye